She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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