...so i touched it.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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