but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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