omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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