honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Is it because I queefed?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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