How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
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My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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