Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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