Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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