So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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