I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
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he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
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