is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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