yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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