I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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