maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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