Where is the hickey?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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