I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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