I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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