babies were throwing up all over the place
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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