Are we in a gay sports bar?
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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