what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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