So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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