And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
high people should be assigned attendants
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
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As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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