im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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