how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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