Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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