i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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