I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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