A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
as a side note pls kill me
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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