Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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