oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
