For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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