ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
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You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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