how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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