I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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