we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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