took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Randomize
