Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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