I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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