You work out of a Hotel?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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