Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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