You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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