Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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