nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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