Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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