I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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