There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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