We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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