youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It's shark week go big or go home
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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