well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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