If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize