Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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