wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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