at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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